"Good morning esteemed associate lawyer Francis....I feel a wee bit tired today to answer your questions about our new client from the Holy Land, plus I have an all-day pub crawl and Cape Graceland client year-end lunch party today, so I am not in a stable state of mind or body right now.
Divorce - Q: Why are Jewish divorces so expensive?
I'll tell you some personal things about me: Most of my life is spent avoiding conflict. That's why I hardly ever visit The West Bank when I go to Israel.
My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the Johannesburg zoo.
DONALD TRUMP - Question. What’s Donald Trump’s favourite nation?
The joys of living in Richards Bay... Recently a gentleman from England was transferred to Richards Bay, here's his story... BE WARNED the wording gets a 'little' expressive towards the end... lol.
After 37 years of marriage. Jake dumped his wife for his Young secretary. His new girlfriend demanded that they live in Jake and Edith's multi million dollar home and since the man's lawyers were a little better he prevailed.
"Dear Bruce, What happens with SAPS, is you go to the charge office in the vicinity of where the crime took place. I say we can easily go to SAPS Sea Point, because she carried out the crime from your premises’ server.
My sister-in-law is a bit weird. In the bedroom, she really likes it when my brother wears a suit, because she’s got this kinky fantasy where he actually has a proper job.
"James, I must tell you, I have some good news and some bad news.”
Q: Why do medical labs now use lawyers instead of rats for testing?
A lawyer wakes up from surgery, and asks: "Nurse, why are all the blinds drawn?"
A famous lawyer's son wanted to follow in his old man's footsteps, so he went to law school and graduated cum laude, and then joined his old man's law firm.
There are ways to help convince your client of your higher than expected fees...
This guy goes to a brothel and asks the madame for her best girl. So the madame says to him her top-draw girl is Cindy, but she charges $10, 000 a time.
Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?
At a travel agency in Shanghai , I asked the Chinese girl behind the counter if she could escort me on a city tour
A lighter side of religion today, to make you smile...
"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl."
A clever message for people seeking free legal advice, no warnings or disclaimer needed!
A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice.
After 10 years,The wife starts to think their child looks strange so she decides to do a DNA test.
Well the World Cup 2018 is almost over, with most of the big hitters already back home. Here are a few images to smile at about the World Cup...
For years we have been brain-washed that there was not "i" in TEAM - well, hang onto your hat - it has been found that this statement is incorrect...
If we did not laugh at ourselves here in South Africa we would be a very miserable bunch. Here are a couple of images that should crack a smile and improve you day at the office!
The genie slowly coalesces out of the lamp and addresses his finders.
Son: "Daddy, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl."
Last week was my 40th birthday and I really didn't feel like waking up that morning. I managed to pull myself together and go downstairs for breakfast, hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and possibly have a small present for me.
A man was looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library. He asked a girl: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?"
A Ranger, a Naval officer and An Army officer are captured by a strange tribe, deep in the jungle. The people of the tribe confer briefly, and then the chief walks up to the Army officer.
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
An average looking man walks into a bar and a beautiful woman approaches him the woman asks the man, "How would you like to get out of here?" and the man is stunned.
Two physicians boarded a flight out of Seattle. One sat in the window seat, the other sat in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, an attorney got on and took the aisle seat next to the two physicians.
Jack goes to his buddy Bob and says ... "I'm sleeping with the Priest's wife. Can you hold him in church for an hour after mass for me?"
A young Naval Officer was in a terrible car accident, but due to the heroics of the hospital staff the only permanent injury was the loss of one ear. Since he wasn’t physically impaired he remained in the military and eventually became an Admiral.
John visited his 90-year-old grandpa who lived way out in the country. On the first morning of the visit, John's grandpa prepared a breakfast of bacon and eggs.
There were three POWs together in a British prison in the Second World War, a German, a Japanese, and an Italian.
Once upon a time there was a king who wanted to go fishing. He called the royal weather forecaster and inquired about the weather forecast for the next few hours.
Guy : Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the rubber never broke. How is it possible?
This poor fella has been trying to do the charitable thing for years....and now...