Crime reporting in South Africa

"Dear Bruce, What happens with SAPS, is you go to the charge office in the vicinity of where the crime took place. I say we can easily go to SAPS Sea Point, because she carried out the crime from your premises’ server.

Humor

My sister-in-law is a bit weird. In the bedroom, she really likes it when my brother wears a suit, because she’s got this kinky fantasy where he actually has a proper job.

jokes in Tech4Law

"James, I must tell you, I have some good news and some bad news.”

have a laugh

Q: Why do medical labs now use lawyers instead of rats for testing?

Lawyer humour

A lawyer wakes up from surgery, and asks: "Nurse, why are all the blinds drawn?" 

lawyer and lawyer son joke

A famous lawyer's son wanted to follow in his old man's footsteps, so he went to law school and graduated cum laude, and then joined his old man's law firm.

Lawyer Joke

There are ways to help convince your client of your higher than expected fees...

Brothel

This guy goes to a brothel and asks the madame for her best girl. So the madame says to him her top-draw girl is Cindy, but she charges $10, 000 a time.

Catfish and lawyers

Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?

Shanghai

At a travel agency in Shanghai , I asked the Chinese girl behind the counter if she could escort me on a city tour

Moses chuckles

A lighter side of religion today, to make you smile...

Joey at confession

"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl."

A clever message for people seeking free legal advice, no warnings or disclaimer needed!

Jokes

A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice.

DNA test to identify the child

After 10 years,The wife starts to think their child looks strange so she decides to do a DNA test.

World Cup 2018 humour in images

Well the World Cup 2018 is almost over, with most of the big hitters already back home. Here are a few images to smile at about the World Cup...

Teamwork

For years we have been brain-washed that there was not "i" in TEAM - well, hang onto your hat - it has been found that this statement is incorrect...

SA laugh at ourselves

If we did not laugh at ourselves here in South Africa we would be a very miserable bunch. Here are a couple of images that should crack a smile and improve you day at the office!

Genie offers three divorced guys a wish

The genie slowly coalesces out of the lamp and addresses his finders.

boy likes girl next door

Son: "Daddy, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl."

Birthday going wrong

Last week was my 40th birthday and I really didn't feel like waking up that morning. I managed to pull myself together and go downstairs for breakfast, hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and possibly have a small present for me.

Library joke

A man was looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library. He asked a girl: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?"

Jungle tribe with prisoners

A Ranger, a Naval officer and An Army officer are captured by a strange tribe, deep in the jungle. The people of the tribe confer briefly, and then the chief walks up to the Army officer.

Sponge bath in hospital

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen  mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath. 

Man and woman in bar joke

An average looking man walks into a bar and a beautiful woman approaches him the woman asks the man, "How would you like to get out of here?" and the man is stunned.

2 doctors and attorney seated together on flight

Two physicians boarded a flight out of Seattle. One sat in the window seat, the other sat in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, an attorney got on and took the aisle seat next to the two physicians.

Humour

Jack goes to his buddy Bob and says ... "I'm sleeping with the Priest's wife. Can you hold him in church for an hour after mass for me?"

Humor for April in Tech4Law

A young Naval Officer was in a terrible car accident, but due to the heroics of the hospital staff the only permanent injury was the loss of one ear. Since he wasn’t physically impaired he remained in the military and eventually became an Admiral. 

Grandfather and grandson eating

John visited his 90-year-old grandpa who lived way out in the country. On the first morning of the visit, John's grandpa prepared a breakfast of bacon and eggs.

Jokes for April 2018 in Tech4Law

There were three POWs together in a British prison in the Second World War, a German, a Japanese, and an Italian.

king and queen go fishing

Once upon a time there was a king who wanted to go fishing. He called the royal weather forecaster and inquired about the weather forecast for the next few hours.

My girlfriend is pregnant

Guy : Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the rubber never broke. How is it possible?

Jokes for Tech4Law

This poor fella has been trying to do the charitable thing for years....and now...

jokes

An elderly spinster called the lawyer's office and told the receptionist she wanted to see the lawyer about having a will prepared. The receptionist suggested they set up an appointment for a convenient time for the spinster to come into the office.

Robbers in the shed

This is the true story of George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi, who was going to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the shed.

Jokes icon

Is it not strange that technology always knows your circumstances and works against you when you most need it!

72 attempts to help neighbour's wife fall pregnant

A 29 year old German man Demetrius Soupolos is suing his neighbour 34 year old Frank Maus for breach of contract after the latter failed to impregnate his wife in 72 different attempts to do so.

Millennial job interview

The video is a classic, but I like the debate in the comment section, where people get a little defensive of their age groups. 

archaeologist discovery

A recent discovery at a dig site has archaeologists a little hesitant to report what they found ;-)

Kid on the balcony

The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon "quickie" with their 8 year-old son in the flat, was to send him out on the balcony with a Mars Bar and tell him to report on all the street activities.

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