Humour

 A toothpaste factory had a problem: they sometimes shipped empty boxes, without the tube inside. This was due to the way the production line was set up, and people with experience in designing production lines will tell you how difficult it is to have everything happen with timings so precise that every single unit coming out of it is perfect 100% of the time.

 We've heard a lot recently about the Greek bailout package which is going to cost a fortune.......so here's an insight into how it works:

An economics professor at a local college made a statement that he had never failed a single student before, but had recently failed an entire class. That class had insisted that Obama's socialism worked and that no one would be poor and no one would be rich, a great equalizer.

One night four university students were boozing till late night and didn't study for the test which was scheduled for the next day.