Cover of Barry Varkel's new book GoyVey

Food...No Shabbat meal is complete without left-overs.

Barry with Sorbet

500 million years ago, a first fish crawled out of the water and onto our land. OUR land. “Get back into the sea,

One-Liner jokes

My mother-in-law used to tell my wife when we started dating she didn't have to put anything in her mouth she didn't want to. Then she made her eat broccoli, which to me felt like double standards.

One-liner jokes

Working at the Department Labour's job-finder office has to be a very very tense job

Clifton beach

The rich people of Clifton and the not so rich people of Khayelitsha formed a close camaraderie and intimate friendship and decided to live not so close to each other.

Grandpa humour

Jonny's grandad gives him a new bicycle for his birthday. "This is a very special, highly advanced bicycle. It can do things no other bike can do. But you must take it out for a ride at least every 7 days, or it will injure you", says his granddad.


A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. He decides he'll pick the least painful to spend his eternity. He goes to German Hell and asks, "What do they do here?"

Christmas gifts for politicians in South Africa

Malusi Gigaba - My xmas gift for Malusi Gigaba is a real wife - one who comes wrapped up in a beautiful box who, when you unwrap the box, and take her out, she will go on TV and cry and and perform and call you terrible names for cheating on her with a teenage mistress and for fondling yourself in front of the entire nation. 

Barry Varkel court humour

"Good morning esteemed associate lawyer Francis....I feel a wee bit tired today to answer your questions about our new client from the Holy Land, plus I have an all-day pub crawl and Cape Graceland client year-end lunch party today, so I am not in a stable state of mind or body right now.

Barry Varkel's new book Goy Vey

Divorce - Q: Why are Jewish divorces so expensive?

Barry Varkel with Nigiri Law Book

I'll tell you some personal things about me: Most of my life is spent avoiding conflict. That's why I hardly ever visit The West Bank when I go to Israel.

Barry's humour corner

My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the Johannesburg zoo.

Barry's Cartoon Character

DONALD TRUMP - Question. What’s Donald Trump’s favourite nation?

The unbearable heat of Richard's Bay

The joys of living in Richards Bay... Recently a gentleman from England was transferred to Richards Bay, here's his story... BE WARNED the wording gets a 'little' expressive towards the end... lol.

Getting your home back in a bad divorce

After 37 years of marriage. Jake dumped his wife for his Young secretary. His new girlfriend demanded that they live in Jake and Edith's multi million dollar home and since the man's lawyers were a little better he prevailed.

Crime reporting in South Africa

"Dear Bruce, What happens with SAPS, is you go to the charge office in the vicinity of where the crime took place. I say we can easily go to SAPS Sea Point, because she carried out the crime from your premises’ server.


My sister-in-law is a bit weird. In the bedroom, she really likes it when my brother wears a suit, because she’s got this kinky fantasy where he actually has a proper job.

jokes in Tech4Law

"James, I must tell you, I have some good news and some bad news.”

have a laugh

Q: Why do medical labs now use lawyers instead of rats for testing?

Lawyer humour

A lawyer wakes up from surgery, and asks: "Nurse, why are all the blinds drawn?" 

lawyer and lawyer son joke

A famous lawyer's son wanted to follow in his old man's footsteps, so he went to law school and graduated cum laude, and then joined his old man's law firm.


This guy goes to a brothel and asks the madame for her best girl. So the madame says to him her top-draw girl is Cindy, but she charges $10, 000 a time.

Catfish and lawyers

Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?


At a travel agency in Shanghai , I asked the Chinese girl behind the counter if she could escort me on a city tour

Joey at confession

"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl."


A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice.

DNA test to identify the child

After 10 years,The wife starts to think their child looks strange so she decides to do a DNA test.

Genie offers three divorced guys a wish

The genie slowly coalesces out of the lamp and addresses his finders.

boy likes girl next door

Son: "Daddy, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl."

Birthday going wrong

Last week was my 40th birthday and I really didn't feel like waking up that morning. I managed to pull myself together and go downstairs for breakfast, hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and possibly have a small present for me.

Library joke

A man was looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library. He asked a girl: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?"

Jungle tribe with prisoners

A Ranger, a Naval officer and An Army officer are captured by a strange tribe, deep in the jungle. The people of the tribe confer briefly, and then the chief walks up to the Army officer.

Sponge bath in hospital

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen  mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath. 

Man and woman in bar joke

An average looking man walks into a bar and a beautiful woman approaches him the woman asks the man, "How would you like to get out of here?" and the man is stunned.

2 doctors and attorney seated together on flight

Two physicians boarded a flight out of Seattle. One sat in the window seat, the other sat in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, an attorney got on and took the aisle seat next to the two physicians.


Jack goes to his buddy Bob and says ... "I'm sleeping with the Priest's wife. Can you hold him in church for an hour after mass for me?"

Humor for April in Tech4Law

A young Naval Officer was in a terrible car accident, but due to the heroics of the hospital staff the only permanent injury was the loss of one ear. Since he wasn’t physically impaired he remained in the military and eventually became an Admiral. 

Grandfather and grandson eating

John visited his 90-year-old grandpa who lived way out in the country. On the first morning of the visit, John's grandpa prepared a breakfast of bacon and eggs.

Jokes for April 2018 in Tech4Law

There were three POWs together in a British prison in the Second World War, a German, a Japanese, and an Italian.

king and queen go fishing

Once upon a time there was a king who wanted to go fishing. He called the royal weather forecaster and inquired about the weather forecast for the next few hours.

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