A lawyer wakes up from surgery, and asks: "Nurse, why are all the blinds drawn?"
The nurse, looks at him, deadpan, and says:
"Sir, there's a massive fire across the street, and we didn't want you to think you had just died."
Q: What happens to a lawyer if you give him Viagra?
A: He gets taller.
Q: What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?
A: Accountants know they are boring and dull.
Barry Varkel, an attorney of the High Court of South Africa and Solicitor of the Supreme Court of England and Wales.
Author of Nigiri Law