"James, I must tell you, I have some good news and some bad news.”
“What’s the bad news, Mr Smith?” asks the confused client.
“The bad news is, your blood is all over the crime scene, and the DNA tests prove you did it.” says lawyer Smith.
“So, what’s the good news then, Mr Smith?” asks the more confused client.
“The good news James, is your cholesterol is 130" replies lawyer Smith.
Barry Varkel, an attorney of the High Court of South Africa and Solicitor of the Supreme Court of England and Wales.
Author of Nigiri Law