DONALD TRUMP - Question. What’s Donald Trump’s favourite nation?
When my friend Sandra in Johannesburg sees Donald Trump on television, she always gets the same thought in her head as she gets right after a particularly painful bikini wax - that Bush wasn’t that bad.
THINKING OUT ALOUD
They all laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well, they’re not laughing now.
I’m addicted to brake fluid, but I can stop whenever I want.