Barry's humour corner

My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the Johannesburg zoo.

 

POLITICS

Exaggerations went up by a million percent last year.

My wife asked me, “Is there anything in particular you want to see at the four day ANC rally?” 

"Yes" I said, "an Ebola outbreak.” 

 

CATHOLIC MOTHER-IN-LAW

My wife is Catholic and my family are all Jewish. 

When my wife first told her mother I was Jewish, my mother-in-law's immediate response was: 

"Well, you know, Jesus was a Jew" and I thought: 

"F**king hell, now she’s set the bar high".

 

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