One-liner jokes

Working at the Department Labour's job-finder office has to be a very very tense job

– knowing if you get fired, you'd still have to come back in the very next day.

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I took out a loan to pay for an exorcism. I know if I don’t pay it back, I’m going to get repossessed.

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Why is it old people always say: "there’s no place like home", until you actually put them in one.

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I usually meet my wife at 12:59 because I enjoy that one-to-one time.

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I’m sure wherever my dad is; he’s looking down on us right now. You see he’s not really dead, he's just very condescending.

 

Contributed by:
Barry Varkel, an attorney of the High Court of South Africa and Solicitor of the Supreme Court of England and Wales.
Author of Nigiri Law
 

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