Humour 1st December 2009

Humourous classified adverts:

Number 10:
Illiterate? Write today for free help.

Number 9:
Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once; you'll never go anywhere again.

Number 8:
Dog for sale. Eats anything and is fond of children.

Number 7:
3-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.

Number 6:
Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.

Number 5:
Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.

Number 4:
Full Size Mattress. Royal Tonic. 20 Year warranty. Like new. Slight urine smell.

Number 3:
Turkey - FOR SALE. Partially eaten. Only 8 days old. Both drumsticks still intact.

Number 2:
Used Tombstone. Perfect for someone named Homer Hendel Bergen Heinzel. One only.

Number 1:
For Sale. Hardly used dentures. Only 2 teeth missing.