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There was a blind girl who hated herself because she was blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her. She told her boyfriend, 'If I could only see the world, I will marry you.'
Outside the Bristol Zoo in England, there is a parking lot for 150 cars and 8 coaches, or buses.