doctor_and_lawyerA doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice. After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, "What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're out of the office?"

humoursJesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering. Finally fed up, God said, 'THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the better job.'

bartenderEver since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my bed at night. So I went to a shrink and told him "I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy."

humoursI received this from a good friend and collegue, although he sent this to me for the humour section, it has a very valuable lesson in business. Thanks Reggie.

The Coke Rep.

A disappointed salesman of Coca Cola returns from his Middle East assignment........

humourATTORNEY:
She had three children, right?

WITNESS:
Yes.

ATTORNEY:
How many were boys?

WITNESS:
None.

ATTORNEY:
Were there any girls?

WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new
attorney?

humoursATTORNEY:
This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?

WITNESS:
Yes.

ATTORNEY:
And in what ways does it affect your memory?

WITNESS:
I forget.

ATTORNEY:
You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?

humourATTORNEY:
What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?

WITNESS:
He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'

ATTORNEY:
And why did that upset you?

WITNESS:
My name is Susan!

pub-humourThere's a man sitting at a bar just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half an hour. Then, a big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand seeing a man crying."

new_yearHappy New Year for Friday, the 1st of 2010! For South Africa, the year of the round ball! May 2010 be a year filled with health, happiness and good fortune for you and your families. And may all of you return to work spirit rekindled and strength renewed (GAC Pearson). Did you know that Julius Caesar started the celebrations, and the start of the New Year on the 1st of January for each year? Check out the rest of the explanation in Wikipedia.readmore

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sightThere was a blind girl who hated herself because she was blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her. She told her boyfriend, 'If I could only see the world, I will marry you.'

parkpayOutside the Bristol Zoo in England, there is a parking lot for 150 cars and 8 coaches, or buses.

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