A salesman stopped for gas at a very old general store. While he was paying for the gas and an orange soda, he spied a dusty brass pig high on a shelf. He asked the old man behind the counter if he could take a closer look at the pig, but the shop keeper said that wasn't a good idea.
NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go and couldn’t return to Earth.
A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game.
Man: Doctor, my wife is not hearing well lately. But I don't want to tell her as it will make her upset. Can you give me a pill or something that I can slip in her drink and make her hear better?
At least we can smile at ourselves...here are a few images that make us smile about our beloved Africa.
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?"
These expressions on the Minion's faces are perfect illustrations of how we feel...
A priest, a minister, and a rabbi want to see who’s best at his job. So each one goes into the woods, finds a bear, and attempts to convert it.
I think this might be a case of having the cake and eating it at the same time...
Mr Moe goes for an interview at a law firm...
As a potential juror in an assault-and-battery case, I was sitting in a courtroom, answering questions from both sides.
The attorney tells the accused, “I have some good news and some bad news.”
Suppose that every evening, 10 men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to R100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this:
A judge was riding horses one day with a young lawyer friend.
A few humourous images to lighten your day...
This is brilliant, and just about every rule is something we know we all get caught up with. Enjoy the chuckle...
During a funeral, the pallbearers accidentally bump into a wall and hear a faint moan.
Coming to grips with the fact that real friends are not found in social media networks...
It's an easy enough misunderstanding, but I would imagine the boss told her not to second guess his requests!
A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff. He thinks he's smarter being a big shot lawyer from New York and has a better education than an sheriff from West Virginia.
A few mishaps from people being in the sun a little too long...
New Year resolutions have a way of pushing us to improve ourselves/business/income - unfortunately it does not seem to last as long as we intended!
Three men die in a car accident on Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the Pearly Gates waiting to enter heaven.
I’m sure we can all identify with each of the difficult clients in the following infographic. Each case identified with a humorous angle and then a good solution on working with this person and getting the best results. Thanks to Ciplex for the infographic.
Software development is not easy, they have to spec, design and develop software that somebody else had thought up in their head. Most often that not - the person who had the idea, gets the end product and finds out it is not what they wanted! Not development's fault, but mostly poor communication. Here is a humourous graphic showing what each department interprets of the spec given by the client.
This is a very old comedy sketch video from the 1970's that illustrates clever marketing, but mostly the fact that in marketing you need to fork out money in order to receive the reward with more customers.
The Master Chief noticed a new Seaman one day and barked at him to come into his office.
The IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office. The auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney.
These demotivational posters offer a good chuckle, enjoy...
Three guys die and go to heaven. God tells them, “Your vehicle in heaven will be determined based on how well you treated your wife.”
You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine'. - Tommy Cooper
A woman walks into a post office and notices a middle-aged, well-dressed man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. As he seals each envelop he sprays it with a puff of perfume.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did–in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car.
One Monday morning the postman is walking through the neighbourhood on his usual route, delivering the mail. As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were still in the driveway.
A doctor says to his patient, “I have bad news and worse news”.
As Air Force One arrives at the Heathrow Airport , President Obama strides to a warm and dignified reception from the Queen.
These are actually things which people actually said in court, word for word.
On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter.
The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
A few stories from hospital doctors and staff: A man dashes into the A&E dept. and yells . . . 'My wife's going to have her baby in the taxi'.