A farmer was sitting in the neighborhood bar getting drunk. A man came in and asked the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day, getting drunk?" The farmer shook his head and replied, "Some things you just can't explain."
An American businessman was at the pier of a small coastal Mexican village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked. Inside the small boat were several large yellowfin tuna. The American complimented the fisherman on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took to catch them.
This guy goes to a bar that's on the tenth floor of a hotel. He sits down and has a couple of drinks, then stands up, announces loudly that he has had enough, and goes over and jumps out the window.
A woman awakes one morning to find her beloved dog keeled over on the carpet. In distress she takes the dog to the vet who checks the dog and shakes his head.
Two priests were going to Hawaii on vacation and decided that they would make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy.
Joe was moderately successful in his career, but as he got older, he was increasingly hampered by excruciatingly painful headaches. When his personal hygiene and love life began to suffer, he sought medical help.
A German Shepherd starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a panther heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.
There was a man who had worked all of his life and has saved all of his money. He was a real cheapskate when it came to his money.
A young lawyer, defending a businessman in a lawsuit, feared the worst. He asked a senior partner whether he ought to send the judge a box of cigars.
A salesman stopped for gas at a very old general store. While he was paying for the gas and an orange soda, he spied a dusty brass pig high on a shelf. He asked the old man behind the counter if he could take a closer look at the pig, but the shop keeper said that wasn't a good idea.
NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go and couldn’t return to Earth.
A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game.
Man: Doctor, my wife is not hearing well lately. But I don't want to tell her as it will make her upset. Can you give me a pill or something that I can slip in her drink and make her hear better?
At least we can smile at ourselves...here are a few images that make us smile about our beloved Africa.
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?"
These expressions on the Minion's faces are perfect illustrations of how we feel...
A priest, a minister, and a rabbi want to see who’s best at his job. So each one goes into the woods, finds a bear, and attempts to convert it.
I think this might be a case of having the cake and eating it at the same time...
Mr Moe goes for an interview at a law firm...
As a potential juror in an assault-and-battery case, I was sitting in a courtroom, answering questions from both sides.
The attorney tells the accused, “I have some good news and some bad news.”
Suppose that every evening, 10 men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to R100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this:
A judge was riding horses one day with a young lawyer friend.
A few humourous images to lighten your day...
This is brilliant, and just about every rule is something we know we all get caught up with. Enjoy the chuckle...
During a funeral, the pallbearers accidentally bump into a wall and hear a faint moan.
Coming to grips with the fact that real friends are not found in social media networks...
It's an easy enough misunderstanding, but I would imagine the boss told her not to second guess his requests!
A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff. He thinks he's smarter being a big shot lawyer from New York and has a better education than an sheriff from West Virginia.
A few mishaps from people being in the sun a little too long...
New Year resolutions have a way of pushing us to improve ourselves/business/income - unfortunately it does not seem to last as long as we intended!
Three men die in a car accident on Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the Pearly Gates waiting to enter heaven.
I’m sure we can all identify with each of the difficult clients in the following infographic. Each case identified with a humorous angle and then a good solution on working with this person and getting the best results. Thanks to Ciplex for the infographic.
Software development is not easy, they have to spec, design and develop software that somebody else had thought up in their head. Most often that not - the person who had the idea, gets the end product and finds out it is not what they wanted! Not development's fault, but mostly poor communication. Here is a humourous graphic showing what each department interprets of the spec given by the client.
This is a very old comedy sketch video from the 1970's that illustrates clever marketing, but mostly the fact that in marketing you need to fork out money in order to receive the reward with more customers.
The Master Chief noticed a new Seaman one day and barked at him to come into his office.
The IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office. The auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney.
These demotivational posters offer a good chuckle, enjoy...
Three guys die and go to heaven. God tells them, “Your vehicle in heaven will be determined based on how well you treated your wife.”
You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine'. - Tommy Cooper