Humour 11th May

A little humour on the witness stand....

ATTORNEY:
ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?

WITNESS:
Oral.

ATTORNEY:
Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I
sent to your attorney?

WITNESS:
No, this is how I dress when I go to work ..

ATTORNEY:
What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?

WITNESS:
Gucci sweats and Reeboks.