DNA test to identify the child

After 10 years,The wife starts to think their child looks strange so she decides to do a DNA test.

World Cup 2018 humour in images

Well the World Cup 2018 is almost over, with most of the big hitters already back home. Here are a few images to smile at about the World Cup...

Teamwork

For years we have been brain-washed that there was not "i" in TEAM - well, hang onto your hat - it has been found that this statement is incorrect...

SA laugh at ourselves

If we did not laugh at ourselves here in South Africa we would be a very miserable bunch. Here are a couple of images that should crack a smile and improve you day at the office!

Genie offers three divorced guys a wish

The genie slowly coalesces out of the lamp and addresses his finders.

boy likes girl next door

Son: "Daddy, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl."

Birthday going wrong

Last week was my 40th birthday and I really didn't feel like waking up that morning. I managed to pull myself together and go downstairs for breakfast, hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and possibly have a small present for me.

Library joke

A man was looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library. He asked a girl: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?"

Jungle tribe with prisoners

A Ranger, a Naval officer and An Army officer are captured by a strange tribe, deep in the jungle. The people of the tribe confer briefly, and then the chief walks up to the Army officer.

Sponge bath in hospital

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen  mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath. 

Man and woman in bar joke

An average looking man walks into a bar and a beautiful woman approaches him the woman asks the man, "How would you like to get out of here?" and the man is stunned.

2 doctors and attorney seated together on flight

Two physicians boarded a flight out of Seattle. One sat in the window seat, the other sat in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, an attorney got on and took the aisle seat next to the two physicians.

Humour

Jack goes to his buddy Bob and says ... "I'm sleeping with the Priest's wife. Can you hold him in church for an hour after mass for me?"

Humor for April in Tech4Law

A young Naval Officer was in a terrible car accident, but due to the heroics of the hospital staff the only permanent injury was the loss of one ear. Since he wasn’t physically impaired he remained in the military and eventually became an Admiral. 

Grandfather and grandson eating

John visited his 90-year-old grandpa who lived way out in the country. On the first morning of the visit, John's grandpa prepared a breakfast of bacon and eggs.

Jokes for April 2018 in Tech4Law

There were three POWs together in a British prison in the Second World War, a German, a Japanese, and an Italian.

king and queen go fishing

Once upon a time there was a king who wanted to go fishing. He called the royal weather forecaster and inquired about the weather forecast for the next few hours.

My girlfriend is pregnant

Guy : Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the rubber never broke. How is it possible?

Jokes for Tech4Law

This poor fella has been trying to do the charitable thing for years....and now...

jokes

An elderly spinster called the lawyer's office and told the receptionist she wanted to see the lawyer about having a will prepared. The receptionist suggested they set up an appointment for a convenient time for the spinster to come into the office.

Robbers in the shed

This is the true story of George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi, who was going to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the shed.

Jokes icon

Is it not strange that technology always knows your circumstances and works against you when you most need it!

72 attempts to help neighbour's wife fall pregnant

A 29 year old German man Demetrius Soupolos is suing his neighbour 34 year old Frank Maus for breach of contract after the latter failed to impregnate his wife in 72 different attempts to do so.

Millennial job interview

The video is a classic, but I like the debate in the comment section, where people get a little defensive of their age groups. 

archaeologist discovery

A recent discovery at a dig site has archaeologists a little hesitant to report what they found ;-)

Kid on the balcony

The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon "quickie" with their 8 year-old son in the flat, was to send him out on the balcony with a Mars Bar and tell him to report on all the street activities.

Dog reading newspaper

A young jackaroo from outback Queensland goes off to university, but halfway through the semester he has squandered all of his money. He calls home.

New Hairdryer for Mom

School students are taught that lying is a sin. However, instructions also advised that using a bit of imagination was OK to express the truth differently without lying. Below is a perfect example of those teachings:

New year 2018

My New Year's resolution is to help all my friends gain ten pounds so I look skinnier.

Couple meeting parents

Thomas is 36 years old and he is still single. One day a friend asked, "Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?"

Funny Windows Errors

We all rely heavily on MS Windows to do our daily tasks, but often things don't go according to plan and most of these scenarios we can all relate to with a little smile...

40th Wedding Anniversary gift

John asks his wife, Mary, what she wants to celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary. 

New to cloud storage

Technology always promises to improve things, but sometimes things go pear-shapped and take a turn for the worse, enjoy these images I found on Pinterest...

Humour

A crusty old Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event, hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation. 

Something under my bed

Ever since I was a child, I’ve always had a fear of someone under my bed at night. So I went to a Psychiatrist and told him I’ve got problems. 

Judge

A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?"

barber shop waiting period

A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About 2 hours." The guy left.

The Husband Store

A store that sells husbands has just opened, where a woman may go to choose a husband.

75th wedding anniversary husband asks wife a question

A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary.

Farmer opens medical clinic

An old geezer, who had been a retired farmer for a long time became very bored and decided to open a medical clinic. 

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