Doberman old and wise

An old Doberman starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a lion heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.

Cover of Barry Varkel's new book GoyVey

Food...No Shabbat meal is complete without left-overs.

Barry with Sorbet

500 million years ago, a first fish crawled out of the water and onto our land. OUR land. “Get back into the sea,

One-Liner jokes

My mother-in-law used to tell my wife when we started dating she didn't have to put anything in her mouth she didn't want to. Then she made her eat broccoli, which to me felt like double standards.

One-liner jokes

Working at the Department Labour's job-finder office has to be a very very tense job

Clifton beach

The rich people of Clifton and the not so rich people of Khayelitsha formed a close camaraderie and intimate friendship and decided to live not so close to each other.

Grandpa humour

Jonny's grandad gives him a new bicycle for his birthday. "This is a very special, highly advanced bicycle. It can do things no other bike can do. But you must take it out for a ride at least every 7 days, or it will injure you", says his granddad.

Irish lady gambling

A sexy Irish blonde at a Casino, seemed a little intoxicated and she bet 20,000 Euro on a single Roll of dice.

Humour

A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. He decides he'll pick the least painful to spend his eternity. He goes to German Hell and asks, "What do they do here?"

Christmas gifts for politicians in South Africa

Malusi Gigaba - My xmas gift for Malusi Gigaba is a real wife - one who comes wrapped up in a beautiful box who, when you unwrap the box, and take her out, she will go on TV and cry and and perform and call you terrible names for cheating on her with a teenage mistress and for fondling yourself in front of the entire nation. 

Barry Varkel court humour

"Good morning esteemed associate lawyer Francis....I feel a wee bit tired today to answer your questions about our new client from the Holy Land, plus I have an all-day pub crawl and Cape Graceland client year-end lunch party today, so I am not in a stable state of mind or body right now.

Barry Varkel's new book Goy Vey

Divorce - Q: Why are Jewish divorces so expensive?

Barry Varkel with Nigiri Law Book

I'll tell you some personal things about me: Most of my life is spent avoiding conflict. That's why I hardly ever visit The West Bank when I go to Israel.

Barry's humour corner

My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the Johannesburg zoo.

Barry's Cartoon Character

DONALD TRUMP - Question. What’s Donald Trump’s favourite nation?

The unbearable heat of Richard's Bay

The joys of living in Richards Bay... Recently a gentleman from England was transferred to Richards Bay, here's his story... BE WARNED the wording gets a 'little' expressive towards the end... lol.

Getting your home back in a bad divorce

After 37 years of marriage. Jake dumped his wife for his Young secretary. His new girlfriend demanded that they live in Jake and Edith's multi million dollar home and since the man's lawyers were a little better he prevailed.

Crime reporting in South Africa

"Dear Bruce, What happens with SAPS, is you go to the charge office in the vicinity of where the crime took place. I say we can easily go to SAPS Sea Point, because she carried out the crime from your premises’ server.

Humor

My sister-in-law is a bit weird. In the bedroom, she really likes it when my brother wears a suit, because she’s got this kinky fantasy where he actually has a proper job.

jokes in Tech4Law

"James, I must tell you, I have some good news and some bad news.”

have a laugh

Q: Why do medical labs now use lawyers instead of rats for testing?

Lawyer humour

A lawyer wakes up from surgery, and asks: "Nurse, why are all the blinds drawn?" 

lawyer and lawyer son joke

A famous lawyer's son wanted to follow in his old man's footsteps, so he went to law school and graduated cum laude, and then joined his old man's law firm.

Lawyer Joke

There are ways to help convince your client of your higher than expected fees...

Brothel

This guy goes to a brothel and asks the madame for her best girl. So the madame says to him her top-draw girl is Cindy, but she charges $10, 000 a time.

Catfish and lawyers

Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?

Shanghai

At a travel agency in Shanghai , I asked the Chinese girl behind the counter if she could escort me on a city tour

Moses chuckles

A lighter side of religion today, to make you smile...

Joey at confession

"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl."

A clever message for people seeking free legal advice, no warnings or disclaimer needed!

Jokes

A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice.

DNA test to identify the child

After 10 years,The wife starts to think their child looks strange so she decides to do a DNA test.

World Cup 2018 humour in images

Well the World Cup 2018 is almost over, with most of the big hitters already back home. Here are a few images to smile at about the World Cup...

Teamwork

For years we have been brain-washed that there was not "i" in TEAM - well, hang onto your hat - it has been found that this statement is incorrect...

SA laugh at ourselves

If we did not laugh at ourselves here in South Africa we would be a very miserable bunch. Here are a couple of images that should crack a smile and improve you day at the office!

Genie offers three divorced guys a wish

The genie slowly coalesces out of the lamp and addresses his finders.

boy likes girl next door

Son: "Daddy, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl."

Birthday going wrong

Last week was my 40th birthday and I really didn't feel like waking up that morning. I managed to pull myself together and go downstairs for breakfast, hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and possibly have a small present for me.

Library joke

A man was looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library. He asked a girl: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?"

Jungle tribe with prisoners

A Ranger, a Naval officer and An Army officer are captured by a strange tribe, deep in the jungle. The people of the tribe confer briefly, and then the chief walks up to the Army officer.

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