Barry Varkel sipping cocktails

Barry’s Limericks

Here are three limericks from Barry's collection! Eskom There once was a power company called Eskom, Where the managers were oh so awfully dom; So they...
Daughter prayers scare father

Young daughter saying prayers before bed

A father put his 3 year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying, "God...
Barry Varkel on stage doing his stand-up comedy

Barry’s Monday cynicism – take 2

When I was a 12 year old kid, my dad caught me curing a piece of salmon – so to teach me a lesson he...
Doberman old and wise

The wise old Doberman

An old Doberman starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a lion heading rapidly in his direction with the...
Cover of Barry Varkel's new book GoyVey

Barry’s Jewish Humour

Food...No Shabbat meal is complete without left-overs.   Never leave any restaurant empty handed. ~-~  It was mealtime on an EL AL (Israeli national airline) flight...
Barry with Sorbet

Barry’s Cynicism Post

500 million years ago, a first fish crawled out of the water and onto our land. OUR land. “Get back into the sea, ...
One-liner jokes

Barry’s One-Liners Continued…

My mother-in-law used to tell my wife when we started dating she didn't have to put anything in her mouth she didn't want to....
One-liner jokes

Barry’s One-Liners

Working at the Department Labour's job-finder office has to be a very very tense job – knowing if you get fired, you'd still...
Clifton beach

The Eagle and The Fox

The rich people of Clifton and the not so rich people of Khayelitsha formed a close camaraderie and intimate friendship and decided to live...
Grandpa humour

Grandpa’s Humour

Jonny's grandad gives him a new bicycle for his birthday. "This is a very special, highly advanced bicycle. It can do things no other bike...

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