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When Farmer Van was hurt in a terrible accident that also took the life of his beloved cow, he went after the...
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The other day I was walking on the Cape Town station bridge across Strand Street, and I saw this guy was about...
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Hymie Cohen goes home to his wife, Rivka—the woman he loves, the woman to whom he has devoted his entire life. He...
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Husband goes hunting….

A man left for work one Friday afternoon. Instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend hunting with the boys...
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A Cape Town way of thinking People are not spending money in Cape Town because: "It's...

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