in courtThese are actually things which people actually said in court, word for word.

Q: What is your date of birth? 
A: December 30th.
Q: What year? 
A: Every year.

 

Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

 

Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
A: Yes.
Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
A: I forget.
Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you’ve forgotten?

 

Q: How old is your son, the one living with you.
A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can’t remember which.
Q: How long has he lived with you?
A: Forty-five years.

 

Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?
A: He said, “Where am I, Cathy?”
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.

 

Q: And where was the location of the accident?
A: Approximately milepost 499.
Q: And where is milepost 499?
A: Probably between milepost 498 and 500.

 

Q: Sir, what is your IQ?
A: Well, I can see pretty well, I think.

 

Q: Did you blow your horn or anything? 
A: After the accident?
Q: Before the accident. 
A: Sure, I played for ten years. I even went to school for it.

in court
Q: Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue lights flashing?
A: Yes.
Q: Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her car?
A: Yes, sir.
Q: What did she say?
A: What disco am I at?

 

Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?

Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male, or a female?

 

Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.

Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?

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