Lawyer and a doctor at a party
A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor...
Computer Predictions – Humour
Great predictions on computers from some rather reputable sources: 'I think there is a world market for maybe five computers'
Thomas Watson,...
The King and Palace Meteorologist
The king wanted to go fishing, and he asked the royal weather forecaster the forecast for the next few hours. The palace meteorologist assured...
On the witness stand…
These are actually things which people actually said in court, word for word. Q: What is your date of birth? A: December 30th.Q: What...
The deaf Italian bookkeeper – Humour
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000.00. His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he...
Two guys meet up in a bar
The first one asks, “Did your hear the news – Mike is dead??!!!”
“Woah, what the hell happened to him?”
“Well he was on his way...
Christmas Gifts for South African Politicians
Malusi Gigaba - My xmas gift for Malusi Gigaba is a real wife - one who comes wrapped up in a beautiful box who, when...
Marriage counselling – humour
After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counselling. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade...
NETFLIX DOCCIE TV SERIES REVIEW: Senzo: Murder of a Soccer Star
Directed by Sara Blecher – starring Senzo Meyiwa, Kelly Khumalo, Robert Marawa and Gerrie Nel (running time: 3 ½ hrs).
Even though I consider myself...
Learn to keep your mouth shut
On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter.
In his highly...
Sex Chatline
How far down on the food chain would you go to make a living? Street-sweeper? Postman? Garbage truck man?
How about, if I told you,...
A turkey was chatting with a bull
A turkey was chatting with a bull.
"I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but...
