That’s the Way I Like It
It was the second half of 1989 – I was 17 and writing matric at the Irish Catholic School known as Herzlia High. I...
The Case of the AI-Powered Lawyer and the Lawyers
In a world where technology is advancing faster than legal loopholes can be closed, a law firm in New York decided to replace half...
Barry Varkel’s Humour Corner Continued
My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the Johannesburg zoo.
POLITICS
Exaggerations went up by a million percent...
Farmer DIY Vet…
One day, a farmer was tending to his livestock when he noticed that one of his cows was completely cross-eyed. He called up a...
Husband is worried about his wife’s hearing
Man: Doctor, my wife is not hearing well lately. But I don't want to tell her as it will make her upset. Can you...
Barry Varkel’s Humour Corner
DONALD TRUMP - Question. What’s Donald Trump’s favourite nation?
Answer: Discrimination
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When my friend Sandra in Johannesburg sees Donald Trump on television, she always gets...
Law’s for dummies
“So, this person the cops most unfairly say you raped,
Was it a boy or a girl?”
The client looks at me, nonplussed.
“So this bastard charlatan...
Wife goes out shopping…
A woman went shopping. At the cash counter, she opened her purse to pay.
The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse:
He could...
Post SONA One-Liners
RAMAPHOSA - I was really upset on Saturday night, because I had left my inflatable Cyril Ramaphosa sex doll at work, which was a...
The laws of your golf!
99.99% of all matter is empty space, but that last .01% will stop a golf ball dead.
Any ball you can see in the rough...
Rumpy Pumpy
Legal Practice Council interviewer Ms Tshabalala: “In your complaint against our member – Ms Jones – you seem to suggest Mr Varkel pressured you...
Life lesson in place of humour
There was a blind girl who hated herself because she was blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for...
