The Godfather and the attorney
A Mafia Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walks into a room to meet with his former accountant. The Godfather asks the accountant, "Where is the...
Liar Liar
As a potential juror in an assault-and-battery case, I was sitting in a courtroom, answering questions from both sides.
The assistant district attorney...
Test Your Brain..This is really cool.
Alzheimer's Eye Test (I love this part.. Its absolutely amazing!) - Count every "F" in the following text:
FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE
SULT OF YEARS...
The South African Tax System Explained
Suppose that every evening, 10 men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to R100. If they paid their bill...
A conversation in heaven – Humour
Two friends, Betty and Wanda end up in heaven and are having a catch-up chat...
BETTY:
Hi! Wanda.
WANDA:
Hi! Betty. How'd you die?
BETTY:
I froze to...
Houses fit for South African crime
After we were woken the other morning by plate glass being shattered and our personal belongings being removed from our living room, I said...
Young lawyer learning the ropes
A young lawyer, defending a businessman in a lawsuit, feared the worst. He asked a senior partner whether he ought to send the judge...
Two Irish Hunters
Two Irishmen, Paddy and Mick, got a pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt Moose. They managed to bag six Moose. But as...
The joys of living in Richards Bay…
The joys of living in Richards Bay... Recently a gentleman from England was transferred to Richards Bay, here's his story... BE WARNED the wording...
Shopping for Broccoli
I only went shopping for broccoli.Then I saw her.Beautifully boxed and packaged.A face like an angel.Clean cut.“Joi is her name” read the advertising blurb.
“That...
Van asking for a raise…
Van walks into his boss’s office one day and says,
“Sir, I’ll be straight with you, I know the economy isn’t doing great, but...
Loving wife visits her doctor…
A woman, visibly flustered, visits her doctor and says, "Doctor, I’m worried. My husband seems to have lost all interest in our love life....
