The other day I was walking on the Cape Town station bridge across Strand Street, and I saw this guy was about to jump off the bridge onto moving cars and the tarmac below.
I said, “Don’t do it!”
He said, “Nobody loves me.”
I said, “God loves you. Do you believe in God?”
He said, “Yes.”
I said, “Are you a Christian or a Jew?”
He said, “A Jew.”
I said, “Me, too! Ashkenazi or Sephardi?
He said, “Ashkenazi.”
I said, “Me, too! Which Synagogue?”
He said, “Gardens”
I said, “Me, too! Where did you have your Barmitzvah? Gardens or Marais Road Synagogue?”
He said, “Marais Road Synagogue”
I said: “Me too”
I said: “Did you vote for the DA or the Cape Party in the recent elections?”
He said, “the DA”
I said, “Die, heretic!” And I pushed him over.
Lmao …can only be U..
Whatta dark and funny story. I hope it was a joke.
If it wasn’t a joke, then that motherfucker deserved it.
Still, very funny oke. Wish he had a bigger audience.
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Very funny Mr Varkel!! Always a pleasure to read!!! Keep it up!
It isnt the fall that kills you its the landing