Man wakes up in hospital after an accident…
A man wakes up in the hospital rather banged up and confused about where he is and what had happened.
The doctor comes in and...
Loving wife visits her doctor…
A woman, visibly flustered, visits her doctor and says, "Doctor, I’m worried. My husband seems to have lost all interest in our love life....
Wife is packing her bags…
A man strolls into his bedroom one evening, whistling his favorite tune, only to find his wife vigorously stuffing clothes into a suitcase.
With a...
Jannie says that he knows the truth
At school, Jannie was told by a friend that most adults are hiding at least one big dark secret, and that this makes it...
Coach Rassie vs England Rugby Team
Springboks prepare to play England at Twickenham. Before the test match in the changing room all the players are messing around joking with each...
Husband murmuring while asleep…
One peaceful night, a husband and wife are in bed.
The husband starts murmuring in his sleep, "Oh, Emily, you're the one that got away."
The...
Law firm office hours…
My normal law office hours are over Mr Southers, but I always have time and a half for you.
Paddy explains his black eye…
Paddy comes into work Monday morning with a black and purple swollen right eye.
The Boss says, ‘Paddy I thought you were a pacifist. Did...
Old lady visits her doctor
A little old lady goes to see her family doctor and says...
“Doctor, I have a terrible problem with farting, but it doesn’t bother me...
Daughter tells Dad that life is miserable…
Once upon a time a daughter complained to her father that her life was miserable and that she didn’t know how she was going...
Elderly Woman Sends Letter to the Bank after they Bounced her Cheque
This is an actual letter that was sent to a bank by an elderly woman. It was so amusing that the bank’s manager decided...
Speeding in Cradock
A traffic cop in a Cradock stopped a driver who was speeding down Market Street.
"Officer, I can explain!" the young man stammered.
"No explanations," the...
