Paddy’s Dying Wishes to his Family…
Paddy was on his deathbed and knew the end was near.
His nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons are with him at his...
Friends asked to identify the body…
Paddy died in a fire and was burnt pretty badly. So the morgue needed someone to identify the body. His two best friends, Seamus...
Lawyers and engineers take a train…
Three lawyers and three engineers are traveling by train to a conference.
At the station, the three lawyers each buy tickets and watch as...
First cadaver study class
During their first anatomy class, medical students gather around a table with a cadaver for study.
The professor begins by explaining that a good doctor...
One Pint of Chocolate Ice Cream
Note: A little fowl language in this joke today, reader discretion is advised...
A customer walks into an ice cream shop and asks for a...
A man tells the barber about his pending holiday to Italy
A man goes to his barber and whilst getting his haircut, they have a conversation.
The barber says, “got any vacation plans?”
The customer goes, “yeah,...
Under the bed surprise!
You told your wife that you were going to work. But you went to her best friend’s house, whose husband is a soldier.
Her husband...
A man came down with a terrible case of the flu
A man came down with a terrible case of the flu. While he was recovering at home, one of his friends stopped by with...
Man goes to the doctor for a physical…
A guy goes in for a physical; the doctor asks about his activity level. "What do you mean?" asks the guy.
The doctor says, "Well,...
Training My Replacement Revealed the Truth About How I Was Valued
I should have listened more closely to my instincts the moment my boss asked whether I could “stay late all week” to help train...
Dictator Doubles
A certain country was ruled by a dictator who was very paranoid. He rarely appeared in the public; he preferred to send one of...
Long queue at Checkers
A retired guy was standing in the long Saturday morning queue at his local Checkers — the kind where one till is open, another...
