One liners to lighten up your day…
At my wife's labour, the nurse came up to me and my wife and said "How about Epidural Anaesthesia?" I said "Thanks,...
Homage to Rodney Dangerfield – “I don’t get no respect”
‘The big difference between sex for money, and sex for free, is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.’
Homage to Leslie Nielson
Rumack: Can you fly this plane, and land it?Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious.Rumack: I am serious… and don't call me...
Post SONA One-Liners
RAMAPHOSA - I was really upset on Saturday night, because I had left my inflatable Cyril Ramaphosa sex doll at work, which...
Father’s Day Chuckles
I wasn't really very close to my dad when he died, which was lucky - because he got run over by...
When A High-Priced Lawyer Tries to Intimidate Farmer Van
When Farmer Van was hurt in a terrible accident that also took the life of his beloved cow, he went after the...
Conversation with a Jumper
The other day I was walking on the Cape Town station bridge across Strand Street, and I saw this guy was about...
Hymie’s wife leaves him…
Hymie Cohen goes home to his wife, Rivka—the woman he loves, the woman to whom he has devoted his entire life. He...
Husband goes hunting….
A man left for work one Friday afternoon. Instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend hunting with the boys...
Elections and Economy
A Cape Town way of thinking
People are not spending money in Cape Town because:
"It's...
