A Little Irish Humour
Drunk priest - An Irish priest is driving along a country road when a policeman pulls him over. He immediately smells alcohol on the priest's...
Barry’s Limericks
Here are three limericks from Barry's collection!
Eskom
There once was a power company called Eskom,
Where the managers were oh so awfully dom;
So they...
Young daughter saying prayers before bed
A father put his 3 year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying, "God...
Barry’s Monday cynicism – take 2
When I was a 12 year old kid, my dad caught me curing a piece of salmon – so to teach me a lesson he...
The wise old Doberman
An old Doberman starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a lion heading rapidly in his direction with the...
Barry’s Jewish Humour
Food...No Shabbat meal is complete without left-overs.
Never leave any restaurant empty handed.
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It was mealtime on an EL AL (Israeli national airline) flight...
Barry’s Cynicism Post
500 million years ago, a first fish crawled out of the water and onto our land. OUR land. “Get back into the sea,
...
Barry’s One-Liners Continued…
My mother-in-law used to tell my wife when we started dating she didn't have to put anything in her mouth she didn't want to....
Barry’s One-Liners
Working at the Department Labour's job-finder office has to be a very very tense job
– knowing if you get fired, you'd still...
The Eagle and The Fox
The rich people of Clifton and the not so rich people of Khayelitsha formed a close camaraderie and intimate friendship and decided to live...
