A man tells the barber about his pending holiday to Italy
A man goes to his barber and whilst getting his haircut, they have a conversation.
The barber says, “got any vacation plans?”
The customer goes, “yeah,...
Under the bed surprise!
You told your wife that you were going to work. But you went to her best friend’s house, whose husband is a soldier.
Her husband...
A man came down with a terrible case of the flu
A man came down with a terrible case of the flu. While he was recovering at home, one of his friends stopped by with...
Man goes to the doctor for a physical…
A guy goes in for a physical; the doctor asks about his activity level. "What do you mean?" asks the guy.
The doctor says, "Well,...
Dictator Doubles
A certain country was ruled by a dictator who was very paranoid. He rarely appeared in the public; he preferred to send one of...
Long queue at Checkers
A retired guy was standing in the long Saturday morning queue at his local Checkers — the kind where one till is open, another...
Bad news – You only have one week to live.
A patient receives his diagnosis from the doctor: “I have very bad news for you. You only have one week to live.”
The patient asks...
What Goes Around Comes Around: Woman’s Brilliant Hotel Revenge
A woman decided to give herself a big treat for her birthday by splashing out and staying overnight in a really nice hotel.. When...
Cape Town Hosts “Peace manoeuvres”
Cape Town has officially upgraded from “Mother City” to “Mother of Multipolarity” this week, as South Africa hosted its latest “peace manoeuvres”. A polite...
The “Amicus Curiae” with Feathers
During the height of the pandemic, the Constitutional Court of South Africa moved to virtual hearings via Microsoft Teams. The justices were in their...
Daughter text home to Dad
Daughter's text to Dad:
Daddy, I'm coming home to get married soon, so get your chequebook ready. LOL
As you know, I'm in Australia and he's...
The retired teacher…
A young man meets an old man and asks him:
- Do you remember me?
And the old man says NO.
Then the young man says that...
