Lawyers and engineers take a train…
Three lawyers and three engineers are traveling by train to a conference.
At the station, the three lawyers each buy tickets and watch as...
First cadaver study class
During their first anatomy class, medical students gather around a table with a cadaver for study.
The professor begins by explaining that a good doctor...
One Pint of Chocolate Ice Cream
Note: A little fowl language in this joke today, reader discretion is advised...
A customer walks into an ice cream shop and asks for a...
A man tells the barber about his pending holiday to Italy
A man goes to his barber and whilst getting his haircut, they have a conversation.
The barber says, “got any vacation plans?”
The customer goes, “yeah,...
Under the bed surprise!
You told your wife that you were going to work. But you went to her best friend’s house, whose husband is a soldier.
Her husband...
A man came down with a terrible case of the flu
A man came down with a terrible case of the flu. While he was recovering at home, one of his friends stopped by with...
Man goes to the doctor for a physical…
A guy goes in for a physical; the doctor asks about his activity level. "What do you mean?" asks the guy.
The doctor says, "Well,...
Dictator Doubles
A certain country was ruled by a dictator who was very paranoid. He rarely appeared in the public; he preferred to send one of...
Long queue at Checkers
A retired guy was standing in the long Saturday morning queue at his local Checkers — the kind where one till is open, another...
Bad news – You only have one week to live.
A patient receives his diagnosis from the doctor: “I have very bad news for you. You only have one week to live.”
The patient asks...
What Goes Around Comes Around: Woman’s Brilliant Hotel Revenge
A woman decided to give herself a big treat for her birthday by splashing out and staying overnight in a really nice hotel.. When...
Cape Town Hosts “Peace manoeuvres”
Cape Town has officially upgraded from “Mother City” to “Mother of Multipolarity” this week, as South Africa hosted its latest “peace manoeuvres”. A polite...
