Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to share office space …
Dr.Smith was a *Psychiatrist* & Dr.Jones was a *Proctologist* (Colon to Anus)
They put up a sign reading:
*Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones*
*Hysterias & Posteriors*
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So, the docs changed it to read:
*Schizoids & Haemorrhoids*
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to:
*Catatonics & High Colonics*
No go.
Next, they tried…
*Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives*
Thumbs down again.
Then came..
*Minds and Behinds*
Still no good.
Another attempt resulted in …
*Lost Souls & Butt Holes*
Unacceptable again!
So they tried
*Analysis & Anal Cysts*
No, not a chance
*Nuts and Butts*
No way
*Freaks and Cheeks*
Still no good
*Loons and Moons*
Just Forget it!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with…
*Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones…*
*Specialising in Odds & Ends.*
Everyone loved it.
