The in-house team launches a new AI tool to review contracts. It flags 327 “high-risk clauses” in a simple NDA.
Legal intern: “Is it broken?”
GC: “No. It’s just seen things.”
The CTO walks in proudly and says, “We trained it on every contract dispute from the past 10 years.”
GC, now squinting: “So it’s paranoid, litigious, and trusts no one.”
CTO: “Exactly!”
GC: “Congrats — you’ve built a new junior lawyer.”
Thanks to Daizychain.com for the humour.
