humourA man phones an attorney and asks, “How much would you charge for just answering three simple questions?”

The attorney replies, “A thousand rand.”
“A thousand rand!” exclaims the man. “That’s very expensive isn’t it?”
“It certainly is,” says the attorney. “Now, what’s your third question?”

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