Barry Varkel’s Humour Corner

DONALD TRUMP – Question. What’s Donald Trump’s favourite nation?

Answer: Discrimination

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When my friend Sandra in Johannesburg sees Donald Trump on television, she always gets the same thought in her head as she gets right after a particularly painful bikini wax – that Bush wasn’t that bad.

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THINKING OUT ALOUD

They all laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well, they’re not laughing now.

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I’m addicted to brake fluid, but I can stop whenever I want.