Daughter’s text to Dad:
Daddy, I’m coming home to get married soon, so get your chequebook ready. LOL
As you know, I’m in Australia and he’s in the US. We met on an online dating site, Tinder, we then became friends on Facebook, and had long chats on WhatsApp.
He proposed to me on Zoom and now we’ve had a 2 month relationship through Viber.
Dad, I need your blessing, good wishes, and a really big wedding.
Lots of love,
Lilly.
Dad’s reply:
My dear Lilly,
Like Wow! Really? Cool!
I suggest you two get married on Twitter, have fun on Tango, register to sell your stuff on Amazon, and pay for the wedding through your Paypal account.
And when you get fed up with this new husband, you can sell him on Ebay.
Lots of love, (LOL)
Dad.
