Humourous classified adverts:
Number 10:
Illiterate? Write today for free help.
Number 9:
Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once; you’ll never go anywhere again.
Number 8:
Dog for sale. Eats anything and is fond of children.
Number 7:
3-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.
Number 6:
Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.
Number 5:
Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
Number 4:
Full Size Mattress. Royal Tonic. 20 Year warranty. Like new. Slight urine smell.
Number 3:
Turkey – FOR SALE. Partially eaten. Only 8 days old. Both drumsticks still intact.
Number 2:
Used Tombstone. Perfect for someone named Homer Hendel Bergen Heinzel. One only.
Number 1:
For Sale. Hardly used dentures. Only 2 teeth missing.
