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Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once; you’ll never go anywhere again.
Dog for sale. Eats anything and is fond of children.
3-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.
Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.
Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
Full Size Mattress. Royal Tonic. 20 Year warranty. Like new. Slight urine smell.
Turkey – FOR SALE. Partially eaten. Only 8 days old. Both drumsticks still intact.
Used Tombstone. Perfect for someone named Homer Hendel Bergen Heinzel. One only.
For Sale. Hardly used dentures. Only 2 teeth missing.