Home Humour Text funnies Humour Mar10 Text funnies Humour Mar10 15th March 2010 171 0 Facebook Twitter Linkedin Pinterest WhatsApp Email ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’ ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? WITNESS: My name is Susan! RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Text funnies A true poker player… Text funnies An old man walks into a jewellery store… Text funnies Sean Connery walks into a bar… LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Please enter an answer in digits:seventeen − 16 = Sign up to our newsletter!