Testing wife's hearing

Man: Doctor, my wife is not hearing well lately. But I don’t want to tell her as it will make her upset. Can you give me a pill or something that I can slip in her drink and make her hear better?

Doctor: Well, I need a bit of information first to prescribe you the right drugs. How bad is it? Does she listens to you when you talk from across the room? Is the problem constant during the day? etc etc

So the guy returns home to perform the test on his wife in order to tell the doctor. He sees that his wife is at the back of the garden taking care of a plant with her back to him.

He starts at 50 feet: “Darling, what do we have for dinner?”.

No answer.

He moves in closer, at 30 feet: “My love, what do we have for dinner?”.

No answer.

He moves in closer, at 15 feet: “My dear, what do we have for dinner?”.

Still no answer.

Getting worried that things are worse than what he thought he moves in closer, at 5 feet: “Honey, what do we have for dinner?”.

Still no answer.

He moves in just behind her and says confidently: “Sweetheart, what do we have for dinner?”.

And his wife turns around and says:

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“For the fifth time: Roast with Potatoes”.

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