Q: What do you call a smiling, sober and courteous person at a law society convention?
A: The caterer.
Q: What’s the difference between a law-firm and a circus?
A: At a circus, the clowns don’t charge the public by the hour.
Q: What do you call a lawyer with an I.Q. of 30?
A: An advocate.
Q: What do you call a lawyer with an I.Q. of 80?
A: My Lord.
Q: What do lawyers and sperm have in common?
A: One in 50,000,000 has a realistic chance of becoming an human being.
Barry Varkel, an attorney of the High Court of South Africa and Solicitor of the Supreme Court of England and Wales.
Author of Nigiri Law