Q: What do you call a smiling, sober and courteous person at a law society convention?
A: The caterer.
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Q: What’s the difference between a law-firm and a circus?
A: At a circus, the clowns don’t charge the public by the hour.
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Q: What do you call a lawyer with an I.Q. of 30?
A: An advocate.
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Q: What do you call a lawyer with an I.Q. of 80?
A: My Lord.
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Q: What do lawyers and sperm have in common?
A: One in 50,000,000 has a realistic chance of becoming an human being.
Contributed by:
Barry Varkel, an attorney of the High Court of South Africa and Solicitor of the Supreme Court of England and Wales.
Author of Nigiri Law
