After a series of brutal murders in the Mpumalanga area, General Bheki Cele has announced that he is looking for a man with one eye.

If he doesn’t find him, he’s going to use both eyes.


A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the M3 on the way to Pollsmoor prison. Motorists are asked to be on the look-out for sixteen hardened criminals.


There was a fire at the main SARS office in Johannesburg last Friday, but it was put out before any serious good was done.

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Contributed by:

Barry Varkel, an attorney of the High Court of South Africa and Solicitor of the Supreme Court of England and Wales.
Author of Nigiri Law 


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