Loving wife visits her doctor

A woman, visibly flustered, visits her doctor and says, “Doctor, I’m worried. My husband seems to have lost all interest in our love life. He barely notices me anymore!” The doctor, nodding sympathetically, reaches into his drawer and pulls out a small vial. “I’ve got something that might help,” he says, handing her a single pill. “It’s still in the experimental phase, so we need to be discreet. Just crush this pill and mix it into his mashed potatoes at dinner.”

The woman eagerly takes the pill and thanks the doctor. That evening, with a mischievous grin, she does exactly as her doctor had prescribed.

Not even five minutes after her husband takes his first bite, he leaps from his chair like a man possessed! With a wild look in his eyes, he sweeps the entire table clean, food, dishes, and all. He grabs his wife, tears off her clothes, and makes passionate love to her.

A week later, the woman returns to the doctor, her face flushed but beaming. “Doctor, you wouldn’t believe what happened! I did exactly as you said. He was like a man on fire! We were like animals!”

The doctor, looking a bit concerned, says, “I didn’t realise the pill would have such a strong effect! The research foundation will cover any damages to your home.”

The woman waves her hand dismissively. “Oh, no need for that! We’re not worried about the damages. We’re just never going back to that restaurant again!”

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