Man staring at drink for 30 minutes

A guy at a bar was just looking at his drink.

He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and downs the drink.

The poor man starts crying.

The truck driver says, “Come on man, I was just joking.

Here, I’ll buy you another drink.

I just can’t stand to see a man cry.”

“No, it’s not that. This day is the worst of my life.

First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office.

My boss, outrageous, fires me.

When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen.

The police said that they can do nothing.

I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there.

The cab driver just drives away.”

I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener.

I leave home and come to this bar.

And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you showed up and drank my poison.”

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Moral of the story – don’t drink your poison at a public bar 😉

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