In a train compartment, there are 3 men and a ravishing young lady.
The young lady proposes, “If each of you will give me R10.00, I will show you my legs.”
The men, charmed by this young lady, all pull ten buck out of their wallet.
And then the lady pulls up her dress a bit to show her legs.
Then she says,
“If each of you gentlemen will give me R100.00, I’ll show you my thighs,” and men being what they are, they all pull out a R100 note.
The lady pulls up her dress all the way to show her legs in full.
Conversation continues, and the men, all a bit excited, have all taken off their coats.
Then the young lady says,
“If you will give me R500, I will show you where I was operated on for appendicitis.”
All three fork over R500.
The lady then turned to the window and points outside at a building they’re passing. “See there in the distance….
That’s the hospital where I had it done!”