Divorce – Q: Why are Jewish divorces so expensive?
A: Because they are worth every cent.
There is a hell of a lot of controversy in the Jewish faith about when exactly life begins.
In strict Jewish tradition, the foetus is not considered viable until it finishes medical school.
Q: Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?
A: Alcohol interferes with their suffering
Young Sammy comes home from junior school and tells his mom Rivka he has a great part in the school play.
Rivka says: “What part is it, Sammy?”
Sammy says: “I play the part of the Jewish husband”.
Rivka says angrily: “Go back to those idiots, and tell them you want a speaking part”
This is a short summary of nearly every Jewish holiday – “they tried to kill us. We beat them. Let’s eat and drink – oy vey!”
Q: What is the difference between a Pit Bull and a Jewish mother?
A: Eventually the Pit Bull lets go.
Barry Varkel, an attorney of the High Court of South Africa and Solicitor of the Supreme Court of England and Wales.
Author of Nigiri Law