A little old lady goes to see her family doctor and says…
“Doctor, I have a terrible problem with farting, but it doesn’t bother me much. My farts are always silent and never smell. I probably farted 15 times since I’ve been here, and even you didn’t realise it.”
The doctor says, “Interesting. Why don’t you take these pills and come see me in a week?”
The old lady returns in a week and says, “I don’t know what the hell you gave me. My farts are still silent, but they stink something terrible!!”
The doctor shouts to her, “Excellent. Now that we have cleared your sinuses, let’s work on your hearing.”
