My sister-in-law is a bit weird. In the bedroom, she really likes it when my brother wears a suit, because she’s got this kinky fantasy where he actually has a proper job.
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Trump is really nothing like Hitler. There’s just no way in hell Trump could ever write a book.
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My ex-girlfriend looked very much like the girl next door – that is if you lived next to a brothel.
Contributed by:
Barry Varkel, an attorney of the High Court of South Africa and Solicitor of the Supreme Court of England and Wales.
Author of Nigiri Law