Pet store

Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop in Dingle, they walk over to the bird section and Murphy says to Paddy, ‘Dat’s dem.’

The owner comes over and asks if he can help them.

‘Yeah, we’ll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up dere,’ says Murphy.

The owner puts the budgies in a cardboard box.

Paddy and Murphy pay for the birds, leave the shop and get into Murphy’s truck to drive to the top of the Connor Pass.

At the Connor Pass , Murphy looks down at the 1000 foot drop and says, ‘Dis looks like a grand place.’

He takes two birds out of the box, puts one on each shoulder and jumps off the cliff.

Paddy watches as the budgies fly off and Murphy falls all the way to the bottom, killing himself stone dead..

Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Paddy shakes his head and says, ‘Fook dat. Dis budgie jumping is too fook’n dangerous for me!’


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