An attorney representing a wealthy art collector called and asked to speak to his client.
“So listen, Fred, I have some good news and I have some bad news.”
The art collector replied, “I’ve had an awful day; let’s hear the good news first.”
The attorney said, “Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me that she invested R5,000 in two pictures that she thinks will bring a minimum of R15-20 million. I think she could be right.”
Fred replied enthusiastically, “Well done! My wife is a brilliant businesswoman! You’ve just made my day. Now I know I can handle the bad news. What is it?”
The attorney replied,
“The pictures are of you and your secretary in bed, in a very compromising position ”
