A sexy Irish blonde at a Casino, seemed a little intoxicated and she bet 20,000 Euro on a single Roll of dice.
She said – “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel Luckier when I’m nude.”
With that, she removed her clothes, rolled the dice and yelled-
“Come on baby, Mama needs new clothes!”
As the Dice came to a stop, she jumped and yelled – “Yes, Yes,
I Won.. I Won..”
She hugged each dealer and picked up her winnings and clothes and left.
The dealers gazed at each other, dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked-
“What number rolled on the dice?”
The other – “I don’t know, I thought you were watching.”
Moral of the story:
- Not All drunks are Drunk?,
- Not all Blondes are dumb?,
- But all Men are Men!!!