Little Johnny with daily pretzel for his teacher
Little Johnny, instead of an apple, would daily bring his new teacher a pretzel from his uncle's bakery.
She always thanked Little Johnny but...
A clever way to deal with a scam call
I had a call from a scammer the other day.
Me: “Hello.”
Scammer: “Hello. This is Bob Bobson from Microsoft Support. We are seeing a lot...
A Not So Brave So Far 2024
So, we’re well into the third quarter of 2024, and it’s been an endless rock ‘n’ roll festival of bloody conflicts; the mass killing...
Doctor is concerned about baby’s weight…
A woman and baby are at a very attractive doctor's surgery, and the doctor is concerned about the baby's weight,
"Is he bottle-fed or breastfed?"
The...
A young doctor moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who...
The older doctor suggested that the young one accompany him on his rounds, so the community could become used to a new doctor.
At the...
Always wear underwear when in public..
From Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down...
Father and Young Son at the Restaurant
A father walks into a restaurant with his young son. He gives the young boy 3 x 5c coins to play with to keep...
Artist’s wife started having sex with him every day
Though quite unusual, he didn't question his luck, deciding to just enjoy the ride.
One day, his wife approached him. "Honey? Can you sketch a...
An accountant dies and goes to heaven
An accountant dies and goes to heaven.St. Peter, of course, is there, looking through the files and asking a few quick questions."What sort of...
Young Officer at the Pentagon
It was a quiet evening at the Pentagon, the kind where the hushed hum of air conditioning and the occasional clatter of keyboards create...
The Voting Booth Joker
In a small town in South Africa, anticipation for the upcoming elections was palpable. The townspeople gathered in the community hall, where the voting...
Paddy and Murphy walk into a pet shop…
Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop in Dingle, they walk over to the bird section and Murphy says to Paddy, 'Dat's dem.'
The owner...
