That is Once…
A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of horses, when the...
Cape Town Hosts “Peace manoeuvres”
Cape Town has officially upgraded from “Mother City” to “Mother of Multipolarity” this week, as South Africa hosted its latest “peace manoeuvres”. A polite...
Grandpa the gambler and the IRS
The IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office. The auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his...
Humour 22 Mar10
ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS:...
Law’s for dummies
“So, this person the cops most unfairly say you raped,
Was it a boy or a girl?”
The client looks at me, nonplussed.
“So this bastard charlatan...
The retired teacher…
A young man meets an old man and asks him:
- Do you remember me?
And the old man says NO.
Then the young man says that...
The wise old Doberman
An old Doberman starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a lion heading rapidly in his direction with the...
Doctor my Girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection
Guy : Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the rubber never broke. How is it possible?
Doctor :...
The Pope and his driver….
The Pope is early for his flight. He asks his driver on his way to the airport if he could drive around for a...
I have bad news and worse news
A doctor says to his patient, “I have bad news and worse news”.
“Oh dear, what's the bad news?” asks the patient.
The doctor...
The tax system explained … in beer
Suppose that every evening, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to R100. If they paid their bill...
Long-term relationships
Jewish wives
Jewish women are renowned for their cooking skills,
So, every time my medical doctor brother has dinner,
He tells his wife:
“Honey, you warmed this up...
