Two friends, Betty and Wanda end up in heaven and are having a catch-up chat…

BETTY: 
Hi! Wanda.
 
WANDA:
Hi! Betty. How’d you die?
 
BETTY: 
I froze to death.
 
WANDA:
How horrible!
 
BETTY: 
It wasn’t so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. 
What about you?
 
WANDA:
I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
 
BETTY:
So, what happened?
 
WANDA:
I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and inally 
I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
 
BETTY:
Too bad you didn’t look in the freezer 
we’d both still be alive.

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