Barry with Sorbet

500 million years ago, a first fish crawled out of the water and onto our land. OUR land. “Get back into the sea,

you finned f***er, how dare you come up here, onto our land, with your barely developed lungs, and your hopes and dreams for a better tomorrow for fish. Get back into the sea. It’s too full here, there’s too much stuff everywhere. I liked it when there was nothing, remember?”

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The man who had read everything published today would be far more stupid than the man who had read nothing. Can anyone see this is not a very good state of affairs?

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The tragedy with Oscar Pistorius is if he had no arms, none of it would ever have happened.

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I hate racism. I could never be a racist. I haven’t yet finished hating all the white people.

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I hate this terrorist business.  I used to love the good old days when you could look at an unattended bag at the airport and say “I’m having that”.

 

Contributed by:

Barry Varkel, an attorney of the High Court of South Africa and Solicitor of the Supreme Court of England and Wales.
Author of Nigiri Law
 

3 COMMENTS

  1. [quote name=”Brendan”]Barry Carmel is hysterical. Want to meet that man. Never met a lawyer type with a wicked sense of humour like that!!! Brilliant!![/quote]

    Thanks Brendan…he is funny and unique! Once upon a time he may read these comments and reply.

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