500 million years ago, a first fish crawled out of the water and onto our land. OUR land. “Get back into the sea,
you finned f***er, how dare you come up here, onto our land, with your barely developed lungs, and your hopes and dreams for a better tomorrow for fish. Get back into the sea. It’s too full here, there’s too much stuff everywhere. I liked it when there was nothing, remember?”
The man who had read everything published today would be far more stupid than the man who had read nothing. Can anyone see this is not a very good state of affairs?
The tragedy with Oscar Pistorius is if he had no arms, none of it would ever have happened.
I hate racism. I could never be a racist. I haven’t yet finished hating all the white people.
I hate this terrorist business. I used to love the good old days when you could look at an unattended bag at the airport and say “I’m having that”.
Barry Varkel, an attorney of the High Court of South Africa and Solicitor of the Supreme Court of England and Wales.
Author of Nigiri Law