Here are three limericks from Barry’s collection!
Eskom
There once was a power company called Eskom,
Where the managers were oh so awfully dom;
So they limited the power
To the point of a no hot shower
Yet the money still flowed into the managers’ accounts with aplomb.
Jason Rohde
There once was a man with a wife
Who thought her too much trouble and strife;
The mistress was demented
“Divorce the cow” she lamented
So into the kitchen he went, but simply couldn’t find a knife.
De-Lille
She just couldn’t keep still
That irritating Cruella de Vil;
She gave the DA the hoof
Climbed on a roof
And in her trademarked voice let out an atomic shrill.
Contributed by:
Barry Varkel, an attorney of the High Court of South Africa and Solicitor of the Supreme Court of England and Wales.
Author of Nigiri Law
