Here are three limericks from Barry’s collection!
There once was a power company called Eskom,
Where the managers were oh so awfully dom;
So they limited the power
To the point of a no hot shower
Yet the money still flowed into the managers’ accounts with aplomb.
There once was a man with a wife
Who thought her too much trouble and strife;
The mistress was demented
“Divorce the cow” she lamented
So into the kitchen he went, but simply couldn’t find a knife.
She just couldn’t keep still
That irritating Cruella de Vil;
She gave the DA the hoof
Climbed on a roof
And in her trademarked voice let out an atomic shrill.
Barry Varkel, an attorney of the High Court of South Africa and Solicitor of the Supreme Court of England and Wales.
Author of Nigiri Law