“It’s a small world, but I wouldn’t want to paint it.”
“I almost broke both my arms trying to hold open a revolving door for a woman.”
“I got a new dog. He’s a paranoid retriever. He brings back everything because he’s not sure what I threw him.”
“Every morning I get up and make instant coffee and I drink it so I have the energy to make real coffee.”
“Woke up this morning and folded my bed back into a couch. Almost broke both my arms cause it’s not that kind of bed.”
“I went to a place to eat. It said ‘breakfast at any time.’ So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.”
“I stayed up one night playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.”
“I spilled spot remover on my dog and now he’s gone.”
“I broke a mirror in my house and I’m supposed to get seven years’ bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.”
Barry Varkel, an attorney of the High Court of South Africa and Solicitor of the Supreme Court of England and Wales.
Author of Nigiri Law and Goy Vey
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