Home Humour Text funnies Humour 30th March Text funnies Humour 30th March 29th March 2010 991 0 FacebookTwitterLinkedinPinterestWhatsAppEmail ATTORNEY: She had three children, right? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: How many were boys? WITNESS: None. ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney? RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Text funnies The Case of the AI-Powered Lawyer and the Lawyers Text funnies Romantic Rendezvous at Beverly Hills Hotel Text funnies Paddy and Hamish at the employment office LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Please enter an answer in digits:two × 3 = Δ