Home Humour Text funnies Humour 30th March Text funnies Humour 30th March 29th March 2010 313 0 Facebook Twitter Linkedin Pinterest WhatsApp Email ATTORNEY: She had three children, right? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: How many were boys? WITNESS: None. ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney? RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Text funnies The South African Tax System Explained ;-) Text funnies Xmas gifts for celebs Text funnies A true poker player… LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Please enter an answer in digits:20 − 12 = Sign up to our newsletter!