Home Humour Text funnies Humour 30th March Text funnies Humour 30th March 29th March 2010 1293 0 FacebookXLinkedinPinterestWhatsAppEmail ATTORNEY: She had three children, right? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: How many were boys? WITNESS: None. ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney? RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Text funnies Night out with the girls goes on late Text funnies Bill’s Big Night Out Text funnies Two men recognise each other in a pub… LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Please enter an answer in digits:twenty + six = Δ