Home Humour Text funnies Humour 30th March Text funnies Humour 30th March 29th March 2010 899 0 FacebookTwitterLinkedinPinterestWhatsAppEmail ATTORNEY: She had three children, right? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: How many were boys? WITNESS: None. ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney? RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Text funnies Old lady visits her doctor Text funnies Daughter tells Dad that life is miserable… Text funnies Elderly Woman Sends Letter to the Bank after they Bounced her Cheque LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Please enter an answer in digits:five + twenty = Δ