Home Humour Text funnies Humour – Perjury Text funnies Humour – Perjury 28th September 2010 186 0 Facebook Twitter Linkedin Pinterest WhatsApp Email Prosecutor:Did you kill the victim? Defendant: No, I did not. Prosecutor: Do you know what the penalties are for perjury? Defendant: Yes, I do. And they’re a hell of a lot better than the penalty for murder. RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Text funnies Men – Easily Manipulated Text funnies Homage to Scottish comedian Frankie Boyle Text funnies Roman Emperor Nero LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Please enter an answer in digits:five × 3 = Sign up to our newsletter!