have a laugh

Q: Why do medical labs now use lawyers instead of rats for testing?

A: Because lawyers breed much faster, are less likeable and will do things most rats will not do.


Q: What’s the difference between a dead meerkat in the middle of the road, and a dead lawyer in the middle of the road?

A: There are skid marks before the dead meerkat.


A bloke meets a shyster of a lawyer at a party.

He goes up to the shyster and says: “You’re a very expensive lawyer, aren’t you?”

“Yes, I am” replies the shyster.

So the bloke then says: “If I give you say R 3, 000-00, would you answer two questions for me?”

“Of course” says the shyster smirking, “so, what’s the second question?”


shrinks summer job

Contributed by:
Barry Varkel, an attorney of the High Court of South Africa and Solicitor of the Supreme Court of England and Wales.
Author of Nigiri Law


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