Q: Why do medical labs now use lawyers instead of rats for testing?
A: Because lawyers breed much faster, are less likeable and will do things most rats will not do.
Q: What’s the difference between a dead meerkat in the middle of the road, and a dead lawyer in the middle of the road?
A: There are skid marks before the dead meerkat.
A bloke meets a shyster of a lawyer at a party.
He goes up to the shyster and says: “You’re a very expensive lawyer, aren’t you?”
“Yes, I am” replies the shyster.
So the bloke then says: “If I give you say R 3, 000-00, would you answer two questions for me?”
“Of course” says the shyster smirking, “so, what’s the second question?”
Contributed by:
Barry Varkel, an attorney of the High Court of South Africa and Solicitor of the Supreme Court of England and Wales.
Author of Nigiri Law
