long relationships

Jewish wives

Jewish women are renowned for their cooking skills,

So, every time my medical doctor brother has dinner,

He tells his wife:

“Honey, you warmed this up perfectly”.


Sex after marriage

Barry and Chrissie have been married for fifteen years. One night the mood takes hold of them and they start having sex.

Five minutes pass. Then another five minutes pass. Then fifteen. Then twenty minutes. Barry is going for it like a bat out of hell. Chrissie is doing her fair share of the work too.

Thirty minutes pass. Barry is sweating like crazy. A river of sweat is pouring off his face. Thirty-five minutes pass. Barry is pushing himself flat out, as if he’s running that last hundred metres of a marathon. Forty-five minutes pass.

Completely exhausted, Barry stops, gets off Chrissie, lies on his back, while trying desperately to catch his breath. 

Chrissie turns to him and says:

“You couldn’t think of anyone else either, could you Barry?”

Contributed by:
Barry Varkel, an attorney of the High Court of South Africa and Solicitor of the Supreme Court of England and Wales.
Author of Nigiri Law and Goy Vey



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